WHAT THE HELL IS MICHELLE OBAMA SMOKING?

I don't know if you've seen the video of The First Lady with the Miami Heat yet or not.  If not, here it is...



I know they're filming a healthy eating add, but what is up with Barry's wife?  Good God, that is not very First Ladylike.  And the way she takes a bite out of that apple with this kind of vixen look on her face and then tramps around the players.  And then she dunks the ball and makes those really weird sounds.  I think what is happening here is that she is getting really turned on by all these black men and she is subconsciously making fornication noises.  And the bite out of the apple?  It's obviously a Freudian/Adam and Eve thing going on there.  I think you can obviously say, Barry's wife wants to be with a real black man.