JASON GARRETT STILL IN DALLAS

So apparently Jason Garrett is still in as coach of the +Dallas Cowboys, even though they finished 8-8 for the third year in a row and missed the playoffs again.  The problem is that there are not a lot of good coaches out there that would come and deal with Jerry Jones on a daily basis.  Mike Shanahan has been mentioned by +Sam Farmer of the +Los Angeles Times as someone who Jerry really likes and he was fired by the +Washington Redskins today.  If Garrett was let go would Jerry Jones bring in Shanahan and if so would he let him hire his own staff?

THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE THE GREATEST MEDIOCRE TEAM OF ALL TIME

If they had a title for being mediocre the +Dallas Cowboys would win it hands down.  It's their third straight 8-8 season and the third straight year they've had a win or go home scenario.  At some point this mediocrity has got to start affecting the bottom line.  Everyone says they need to hire a high profile coach.  They've tried and they can't because nobody wants to work for Jerry Jones.  You can't even hire your own staff because Jerry does it for you.  Seriously... what the fuck?  Jerry decides who calls the plays.  Jerry is starting to remind people of Al Davis.  The difference being that Al Davis actually was relevant as a GM at one point and Jerry never has been.  Jerry Jones you are destroying one of the greatest franchises in the history of sports.  I beg you to step down as GM.

WILL THE DALLAS COWBOYS EVER WIN ANOTHER SUPER BOWL?

No.  The Dallas Cowboys will never win another Super Bowl as long as Jerry Jones is running the football side of things.  Their defense this year is absolutely atrocious.  The only reasons they are in a position to win their division is because their division sucks and Tony Romo makes things happen on offense.  With Kyle Orton starting tonight, things do not look good.  They will need DeMarco Murray to run the ball 35 times, but with their history of play calling this season that probably won't happen. 

Jerry... do us all a favor and hire a general manager  We all acknowledge you're a brilliant businessman, but you have to let go of your ego and realize you're not an NFL general manager.  Please. 

JERRY JONES PLEASE SHUT UP

I've been a Dallas Cowboys fan for a long, long time. As long as I can remember, actually. I'm proud of the history of the team. Roger Staubach's heroics... Tony Dorsett retiring as the 2nd all time leading rusher... Emmitt Smith retiring as the all time leading rusher... Tom Landry being the only coach they had for their first 29 years of existence. Everyone knows the history that took place when Jerry Jones bought the team so I won't go into all of that. I will say this though... Jerry Jones, please shut up. I try really hard to like you and give you the benefit of the doubt and then you open your mouth. Your latest thing was when all the turmoil was going on between Terrell Owens, Tony Romo and Jason Witten you said, "We love that stuff." Huh? You love all that shit going on and then you lose a game to the Ravens that has put in serious jeopardy your team making the playoffs? Jerry, really... shut the fuck up. Take a lesson from Paul Allen and shut up. Stop talking. I have this fear that in 10 years when Jones is getting senile, he will be reading a letter much like Al Davis of the Raiders on why he just fired his latest coach. Jerry, you're ruining a franchise that had a history you had nothing to do with, but claim as your own. Just go away.