THE OREGON DUCKS SUCK

You know, there was a time when I actually liked to see the Oregon Ducks do well.  Being a lifelong Oregon State Beavers fan, the only time I wanted the Ducks to lose was against the Beavers.  But something happened...

At some point in time, and I'm not really that sure when it happened, the Ducks became this thing... I can't even find a word for it.  It's like they're the pompous elite, stepping on the rights of the working man.  They're the New York Yankees, (minus any titles). 

It's not just Uncle Phil and Nike's money.  They changed.  They're not what they were when Dan Fouts or Mel Renfro or Ahmad Rashad went there.  Their fans are a bunch of assholes.  They act like they've won something. 

Fuck the Ducks.

THINGS I'M THANKFUL FOR

I'm thankful our tax dollars are going to such good use with the bailout... I'm thankful Tony Romo's pinky is doing better... I'm thankful for my neighbor's unsecured internet connection... I'm thankful Obama is going to save us all... I'm thankful for Deschutes Brewery... I'm thankful for Widmer Brothers Brewing... I'm thankful for Full Sail Brewery... I'm thankful the Oregon State Beavers have a shot at the Rose Bowl... I'm thankful the Cowboys play on Thanksgiving... I'm thankful I have assholes to bitch about...