PLEASE SHUT UP

What is it with these people that won't shut up? You know the type I'm talking about... you're at the DMV or waiting for your pizza at Little Caesar's, (hot and ready???) and some guy, even though you are doing your best to give off a do not speak to me vibe, decides he's going to engage you in conversation. Undeterred by your non-responsiveness he forges ahead determined to speak to you whether you like it or not. When you continue to not acknowledge him he'll finally ask a question, forcing you to be a rude asshole when you don't respond. Amazingly, he keeps talking.