So I have a beautiful 16 year old step daughter. She plays the guitar and sings and everyone thinks she is this wonderfully sweet, multi-talented girl with the voice of an angel. She is all that, but... there is one thing no one would ever guess she does. We may be sitting there reading or just having a quiet time and all of a sudden with absolutely no warning whatsoever she will let a gigantic fart. I mean the kind of fart that sounds like she blew her ass apart and it needs to be surgically repaired. I'm talking about the kind of fart that the dog and cat leave the room. No joke. They're so bad, you almost need to be proud.