THAT'S HOW WE DO IT DOWN HERE IN TEXAS

I have family that lives in Texas and also a few friends.  One thing I've noticed is they like to tell you, "Well that's how we do it down here in Texas!"  It could be something as simple as buttering toast and they love to tell you that's how it's done in Texas.  I've got a little news flash for these Texas people that think they're so god damn special.  That's how it's done in the other 49 states too.